The last few weeks, I’ve been having a lot of trouble getting out of bed in the morning. I’ve slept through more alarm clocks this week than I’ve woken up to. Some mornings, I’ll actually wake up, go into the other room to turn off my alarm (because that’s where I keep it) and then…
The first thing DCPU-17 learned about Elizabeth is that she is not a risk taker. Over the last several weeks, DCPU-17 has kept comprehensive track of Elizabeth’s internet history. The woman googles everything. How to travel from Point A to Point B, how to tell if chicken is cooked properly, and how to fix a…
WAIT! Don’t click away! Listen, I know that there’s nothing more boring than listening to (or reading about) someone talk out of their butt about their vision board. Especially because the vision board as a concept is teetering on the precipice of overdone and probably bogus. And to be honest, I’ve never subscribed to that Secret-esque idea that…
Read more Comparing my 2017 and 2018 vision boards (not as boring as it sounds)
“Liam hired a bike at 2:25pm –” Grrr “– and has to return it by 3pm.” Ms French writes the numbers on the blackboard. Her hand moves quickly and the five ends up looking like a six. “How many minutes does Liam have his bike for?” Grrr Sady slides further down in her seat, her…
Read more Borborygmus – a rumbling or gurgling noise in the intestines
For those who don’t know, one of my favourite podcasts is My Brother, My Brother, and Me, run by the McElroy brothers. The McElroys have a long and wonderful list of podcasts – my absolute favourite, which I will listen to over and over until the day I die, is The Adventure Zone – but…
